19 April, 2009

Things to ponder about...

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?

Why is it called MENstruation?

How can you not like the past but like the future and present when they both will eventually become the past?

If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?

What happens if you give a pig some bacon?

Why is it called the MISSile if it was made to hit things?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Who do you suppose was the first person to think, "that cow over there has those thing'ies hanging down. Think I'll pull on 'em and drink whatever comes out"?

Why do they call it a building if its already been built?

Do blind people have dreams? If they do, do they know what they are seeing?

If your eyes are round, why can you see out of the corner of them??

Why is more than one goose called geese but more than one moose is not meese?

Why are stairs called 'stairs' when inside, but when you're outside they're called 'steps'?

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

Why do they call Greenland Greenland when its all ice, and Iceland Iceland when its all green?

On Christmas Light boxes, why do they say for indoor/outdoor use only? Where else are we going to use them?

If 'practice makes perfect' and 'nobody's perfect', why bother practicing?

Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

Why do cats have nine lives? Why not eight or ten?

If 24 hr. stores are open all the time, why are there locks on the doors?

Why do we say we know it by heart when our brain did all the work?

Aren't these a handful to think about? Please do add any more that you know of!!!

Nice day! - Millie

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