25 April, 2009

Attention - The New Virus Called Work!!

There is a new virus. The code name is "WORK". If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else--do not touch WORK under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks and after three rounds, You will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.

Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your whole life. If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends. Then retry.

I think I have five friends but am not entirely positive ... so I'm headed for the bar anyway. It never hurts to be safe.

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