The mystery is gone ... How was I born?
A little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born?
Dad responds, ah,my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
You've got male!