28 October, 2011

9 Words Women Use


>   9 WORDS WOMEN USE
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> 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
> they are right and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a
> half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
> just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
> helping around the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.  This means
> something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
> begin with nothing usually end in fine.    
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> (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
> It!     
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> (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
> statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
> thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
> time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.  
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 
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> (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
> statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means
> she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
> when you will pay for your mistake.  
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> (7)  Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
> Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a
> clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
> lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
> at all.    DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that
> will bring on a 'whatever').  
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> (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ____ YOU! 
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> (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
> statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
> man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
> will later result in a man asking 'What's
> wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. 

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