22 March, 2010

Not Too Bright...

Darryl was hired to paint the yellow stripes on a highway. The first day, he painted ten miles of road. The second day, he only painted

five. His boss, seeing how he was getting slower, decided to give him a day off, thinking that he needed a rest.

When he came back the next day, he only painted 1/2 mile of road.

His now discouraged boss asked, "Excuse me, but why have you been painting less and less each day, even after I gave you a day off?"

"Simple," Darryl answered. "I keep getting farther away from the paint can!"

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