07 January, 2010

How'd he do that!?

Dennis was down at the local police station wanting to talk to the burglar who'd broken in his house the night before.

The desk sergeant was adamant. "No. You'll get your chance in court, sir."

"No, no, you don't understand," Dennis said. "I want to know how the hell he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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