A fisherman is returning home with several large fish in his creel. A guy comes along and asks, "You been fishing?"
"Uh, yeah."
"What bait you using?"
"Chewin' tobacco."
"How'd you use chewin' tobacco as bait?"
"I put the tobacco on the hook and drop the hook in the water. The fish nibble on the bait and when they come up to spit, I hit 'em on the head with my rod."
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