One night, Larry was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him.
Larry and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Larry put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through Larry's pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on him was 25 cents.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Larry why he had bothered to fight so hard for a 25 cents.
"Was that all you wanted?" Larry replied, "I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I've got in my shoe!"