27 September, 2009

More One-Liners!!

say no to drugs,  they just don't listen.

A friend in need is a pest indeed.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

Born free, taxed to death.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Someday is not a day of the week.

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