Kurt sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression.
The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
Kurt replied, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
The bartender responded, "That should make you happy."
"No, the month is up today!"
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